The Five Most Common Sleep Positions and What They Say About Your Personality

These things always seem like nonsense, but according to Men’s Health, the position you sleep in at night could reveal certain things about your personality.

–Researchers surveyed 1,000 people and watched them sleep.  Here are the five most common positions, and what they mean.

 

#1.)  The Fetus Position. It’s the most popular position, and 41% of the people who were studied prefer it.  Here’s what it means:

–If you sleep on your side, people think you’re tough, but you’re actually shy and sensitive.  And it might take a while before you warm up to strangers, but once you know them you’re much more relaxed.

–There’s also one health concern:  If you sleep on your LEFT side, it can put stress on your liver, stomach, and lungs.  So sleeping on your right side is better.

#2.)  Sleeping on Your Side, But Not Curling Up. It means you’re social and easygoing.  But you also tend to trust people too much, so you’re easy to take advantage of.

#3.)  The Yearner Position. It’s when you sleep on your side with both arms out in front of you . . . kind of the way Frankenstein looks when he walks . . . and it means you’re open to new things, but also suspicious and cynical.

–It takes you a long time to make decisions.  But once you do, you don’t change your mind very easily.

#4.)  Sleeping on Your Stomach. People who sleep on their stomach with their hands above their head are good at making quick decisions . . . but sometimes that results in BAD decisions.  And they tend to take criticism personally.

#5.)  The Soldier Position. It’s when you sleep on your back with your arms out at your sides, and your legs slightly spread.  If that’s you, then according to the study you’re quiet and reserved, but you expect a lot out of yourself and others.

–And there’s also a good chance you snore, since sleeping on your back makes it harder to breathe.  You’ll sleep better . . . and so will the person next to you . . . if you flip over and sleep on your stomach.

–Plus, sleeping on your stomach is better for digestion.

Cement Injections for a Bigger Booty?? WHAT??

This is very sad the lengths people will go to get a certain look.  Hopefully others will learn from this horrific story not to mess around with what mother nature gave them.

Here’s the story from Outbreak News below.


A woman paid $700 to a Miami Gardens tranny for a butt augmentation. The yet unidentified woman was unfortunately injected with a dangerous concoction of cement, glue and tire sealant. It was then sealed with super glue.

The “cosmetic procedure” was performed not in a clinic, but at a residence in Miami Gardens.

The result, as you can imagine, was disastrous. The woman ended up with a MRSA wound site infection and a case of pneumonia.

Police arrested 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris (pictured) for practicing medicine without a license and causing bodily harm.

This is not the first time an incident like this has happened. Usually the injected substance is caulk or industrial-grade silicone. Of course, none of these items are approved for use anywhere in the body and usually result in serious infections and sometimes death.

Halloween Costumes for Pets PSA

Ten Strangest Requests Dentists Have Ever Heard

Here Are the Ten Strangest Requests Dentists Have Ever Heard

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The Chicago Dental Society just released the results of a survey, where they asked hundreds of dentists to share the STRANGEST requests they’ve ever heard.  And they put together a top ten.  Check ’em out . . .

#10.) Can you pull my tooth without anesthesia?

#9.) Can you wire my mouth shut to help my diet?

#8.) Can you identify this set of dentures?  They were left in the bathroom at work.

#7.) Can I pay you to come to my office every day to floss my teeth?

#6.) Will you pull all of my teeth and give me dentures?

#5.) I just broke off my engagement.  Can you take the diamond from the ring and put it in my tooth?

#4.) Will you give me anesthesia in my lips?  I’m going to get permanent lipstick tattooed on and it will help with the pain.

#3.) Can you do an emergency cleaning so I can go to my high school reunion with a bright smile?

#2.) Can I keep the teeth you pull so I can make a necklace out of them?

#1.) Can you give my dog braces?

Hockey Coach Strips Down!

fightAfter a Hockey Ref Tackled a Player, the Assistant Coach Protested . . . by Stripping Down and Throwing His Clothes on the Ice

Hockey coaches sometimes throw stuff on the ice when they get angry, but this is ridiculous: A minor league assistant coach in Colorado flipped out when a referee tackled one of his players to keep the player from fighting.

–And in protest, the coach took off his suit jacket, his button-down, his t-shirt, and his shoes, and threw them on the ice, one by one. He got down to just his pants, then he got ejected. (–WARNING: Someone in the crowd yells “kick his ass” at :43.)

Four Weird Things Americans Believe

According to a Pew Research poll, 18% of Americans still think President Obama is a Muslim.  But here’s a hint . . . HE’S NOT.  Here are four MORE things Americans believe . . .

#1.)  THAT THE SUN REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH. Hopefully this has gone down in the last ten years, but in a 1999 Gallup poll, 18% of Americans said the Earth was the center of the universe.

–In case you’re keeping track . . . Galileo proved that wrong about 400 years ago.


#2.)  ONE-THIRD OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
That’s according to a poll the Associated Press did for Halloween in 2007.  One-third of people ALSO said they believed in UFO’s, and 19% believed in WITCHCRAFT.


#3.)  THAT HUMANS AND DINOSAURS LIVED TOGETHER.
We don’t have the NATIONWIDE stats on this, but according to a recent survey by the University of Texas, that’s what 30% of Texans believe.


#4.)  THAT THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX.
It’s been over 40 years since NASA landed the first man on the moon, and polls consistently show that 6% of Americans still think they faked it.

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Want To Attract Women? Just Wear Red

According to a study by the University of Rochester, all the colognes, cars and abs in the world are alright . . . but if you REALLY want to attract women, just wear red.

–They found that women are subconsciously attracted to red . . . when they see a man in red they think he’s richer and a better potential husband than a man who’s wearing a different color.

–The color red has been connected to STATUS forever . . . from the red clothes that were worn by the most powerful people in ancient China, all the way to the color of Ferraris today.

–So, the researchers believe women have been slowly conditioned to associate the color red with the most attractive men available

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WATERMELON the New Viagra?

Studies prove a cold slice of watermelon may have a viagra effect! Scientists say watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body’s blood vessels and may even increase libido.

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Two Sides To Every Story! WOW!

Wow!! I guess it’s true what they say, there is always two sides to every story. I don’t know what to think now!!

AC Transit Bus Fight

I met up with Vietnam Tom this afternoon in San Francisco. I’m glad he shut up that bully!

Believe it or not, he is a very sweet man. He was crying to me because of his mother that just passed. I’ll have some footage from this afternoon later. Here’s the video from the fight on the bus.

New Do?

I knew I was not the only one who liked to dress up their pet.  Check out the hair-do on these poodles. 😀

IMPOSTER!

Nobody likes an imposter! 😛

This is dedicated to all the impersonators that create fake profiles!!

Dog Poops Poetry

That’s one talented dog! 😛

Wake Up Munch

Here’s another fun way to wake up!  Ouch!

Be careful when telling someone to eat my ass!

$582,000 Dog SOLD!


This Tibetan mastiff known as “Yangtze River Number Two” was sold to this woman for $582,000!  Was it love at first site?  I say she got ripped off.  😛

How much would you pay for a dog you fell in love with?

PooTrap!

The days of picking up your dog’s poop are over!! LMAO!


Elephant Nest

I was taking my dog out for a run this morning.  She started barking up at a tree.  I look up and found this.  Strange.

Largest PENIS in the WORLD!!

Despite the huge size of penises in elephants and odd hoofed mammals (like rhinos and horses), the biggest penis belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 8 feet!

But don’t let that discourage you!  It’s not always about size.  In some African countries, saying that one is ‘hung like a gorilla’ is considered an insult.



My hero!

This kid plays Guitar Hero while solving two Rubik’s Cubes… my hero!  😛

Don’t get caught smoking or clogging up the toilet!

I read about a Malaysian teacher who forced his student to smoke 42 cigarettes in two hours, four in his mouth at a time, as punishment for smoking. Another teacher made almost 140 teenage girls squat in a pond at a boarding school as punishment for clogging the toilets. Not sure if that is the best way to handle things, but I guess it is one way to get a kid not to smoke or clog up the toilet! ..LOL..

What’s the most extreme way you were punished growing up?

Save Water? …Pee in the shower!?!

In Brazil, it’s encouraged to pee in the shower in order to save water! Don’t believe me … watch this TV commercial.  I always thought water from the shower gets recycled.  I know it’s supposedly getting purified, but … YUCK!

 

 

 

Marijuana abuse among teen

Marijuana abuse among teen chimps has been virtually ignored by zoo officials.

Doggie Toilet?

It’s way too early to be up on a Saturday!  Why can’t dogs learn to pee in the toilet??