“The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.”

79% of Men Say They’d Be Willing to Lie to Have Sex

Amber Madison is an author who traveled the country, surveying more than 1,000 men for her book “Are All Guys [A-Holes]?” Here are some of her findings . . .

• 44% of men say they’d take a girl on a few dates, text her frequently, and fake an interest in her . . . just to have sex.
• 35% of men would take it further, and actually lie about how much commitment they’re willing to offer in order to get sex.
• Added up, that means 79% of guys are willing to lie to have sex.
• 8% of the men surveyed said they had no interest in a long-term relationship or even a short-term one, and just wanted sex.
• And 0.8% said they NEVER plan to get into a relationship.
• Men ranked humor, intelligence, and niceness ahead of looks.
• 50% said a woman asking them out is a turn-on, and only 5% said it’s a turn-off.
• 67% say they like when a woman contacts them between dates and doesn’t wait for them to initiate contact.

Who do YOU look like?? 😀

I bit into the apple. Please forgive me …

Oh I’m a movin groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear ..
Oh yea …
Ba Ba BiDuBiDuBi Yum Yum!

If you had to pick one, would you prefer to date an overweight or underweight body type? Please chose only one or the other. There are no in between answers. This is a very important survey I’m conducting. Thank you. 😀

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It’s official! I’m a dummy!  I did it again! URG!  I went to Whole Foods and spent $72.58 on one bag of fruits & veggies! (…okay….plus a burrito & a slab of halibut …. but that is besides the point!)

I thought I was paying higher prices at Whole Foods for cleaner, non chemically contaminated, better tasting food!? WTF?  Does anyone know why Whole Foods cost so much more when the produce still taste like it got marinated in RAID?

After taking a bite of the RAID infested apple the other day, I did look into a local farm.   They will begin delivering fresh, organic items to me starting this Tuesday!!! WOO HOOO!! I’m SOO excited!  It was super cheap too!  I’ll be sure to let you know how that goes.  In the meantime, I’m going to TRY and enjoy this other highly contaminated apple.  :-\

It’s not where you end up that means as much
As the road that you travel along.
And it’s not the result that counts as much
As the progress that makes you strong.
Since it’s not the destination. . . It’s the journey.

It’s not meeting your aim that matters as much
As the course that you take day by day.
And it’s not reaching your goal but who you touch
As you share from your heart along the way.
Because, it’s not the destination. . . It’s the journey.

It’s not the objective that’s important to meet
As the trail’s challenge that you weather.
And it’s not making the finish but who you greet
As on the highway you work together.
You see, it’s not the destination. . . It’s the journey.
— Arlene Alpert

Yep .. me in the driver seat of the Koenigsegg CCX … LOL … I swear I did not photoshop myself in there! LMAO! 😛

Here’s a photo of my latest obsession … the McLaren F1 !!!!!!  Ooops … wrong car … Scratch that … Okay … got too excited … The Koenigsegg CCX !!! *Screams*  I’m in love. I must have this vehicle. If you have a million lying around and would like to purchase a gift for lil ol me, this would put a big smile on my face. 😀  Thanks Christopher B. for starting this new obsession for me. LOL 😛

Hands down, the cutest video EVER!! Awwwwwwww

“For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.” – Thomas Aquinas

I finally hit up that grocery store place and stocked up the fridge! LOL We don’t need no stinking food! 😛 Just kidding …. I swear there IS food in there. There’s a box of frozen veggie patties in the freezer, spinach, eggs, a few cans of tuna, and some chicken I baked MYSELF in that glass thing on top. 😀 *patting myself on back* Oh .. don’t forget the lovely red apples in the drawer.

“Whipping my hair back and forth – great motion for faster hair drying” – Natasha Yi   😛

Here’s something you can do this week to save a little cash …. GET A BIG MAC FOR $1 …. lol …. Check out this article I found at ehow.com.

Today’s economy has everyone cutting back on things like going to the movies and dining out. Even fast food is too pricey for some, considering a fast food combo meal can cost around $7 (multiply that times the number of people in your family, and that’s probably equal to the cost of half a tank to a tank of gas). The cost of a Big Mac (without fries and a drink) is about $3.50. Here’s a way for you to have a meal (including a diy Big Mac) at McDonald’s for under $2 total.

INSTRUCTIONS

1.  Go to your local McDonald’s.

2.  Order a Double Cheese burger and small order of fries off of their Dollar Menu.

3.  Ask that they put the double cheese burger on a Quarter Pounder bun (with sesame seeds on top). This substitution is free, because they are the same size

4. Ask that they use the larger, fresh onions on your burger instead of the tiny rehydrated onions that they use on the small cheese burgers, and ask them to add some shredded lettuce. These substitutions are also free.

5. Ask them to hold the mustard and ketchup, but add Big Mac sauce. Big Mac sauce is a free condiment, just like their mustard and ketchup are.

6.  Pay your $1.98 (plus tax).

7. When you sit down to eat, you’ll have an almost-complete Big Mac (for a buck). The only thing missing will be that center bun. Construct that with half of your small order of fries (just to put a nice carb buffer between your two meat patties).

8.  Enjoy your much cheaper, diy Big Mac. (You’ve had it your way, indeed.)

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” – Marilyn Monroe

The Most Germ-Infested Parts of an Airplane Include the Bathroom, the Pillows, the Blankets . . . and the SkyMall Catalog

Here’s some spring travel advice from the people at “USA Today“:  Next time you’re on an airplane, DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.  Or it will kill you.

–They put together this list of the most germ-infested parts of an airplane . . . you know, just to make your air travel experience somehow LESS pleasant than it already is.

#1.)  The bathroom. There are germs on basically every surface, usually including E. coli.  The bathrooms don’t get a full sanitizing between most flights, and the small sink makes it hard for people to properly wash their hands.

#2.)  The tap water. Make sure to ONLY drink bottled water on the plane.  Studies have shown that airplane water filtration techniques still aren’t perfect, so you run the risk of drinking some Mexico-quality water.

#3.)  The free pillows and blankets. Sometimes the airlines will have time to change the pillowcases.  But sometimes they won’t.

–And since about 5% of airline passengers tend to be sick, there IS a chance you’ll get a pillow that just got drooled on by a sick person.

#4.)  The SkyMall catalog. Yes, even the beloved SkyMall catalog is trying to kill you, while it sells you useless lawn ornaments and iPod docks shaped like ’50s diner jukeboxes.  People touch the catalog with their germ-filled hands all the time.

Here Are the Ten Strangest Requests Dentists Have Ever Heard

The Chicago Dental Society just released the results of a survey, where they asked hundreds of dentists to share the STRANGEST requests they’ve ever heard.  And they put together a top ten.  Check ’em out . . .

#10.) Can you pull my tooth without anesthesia?

#9.) Can you wire my mouth shut to help my diet?

#8.) Can you identify this set of dentures?  They were left in the bathroom at work.

#7.) Can I pay you to come to my office every day to floss my teeth?

#6.) Will you pull all of my teeth and give me dentures?

#5.) I just broke off my engagement.  Can you take the diamond from the ring and put it in my tooth?

#4.) Will you give me anesthesia in my lips?  I’m going to get permanent lipstick tattooed on and it will help with the pain.

#3.) Can you do an emergency cleaning so I can go to my high school reunion with a bright smile?

#2.) Can I keep the teeth you pull so I can make a necklace out of them?

#1.) Can you give my dog braces?

After a Hockey Ref Tackled a Player, the Assistant Coach Protested . . . by Stripping Down and Throwing His Clothes on the Ice

Hockey coaches sometimes throw stuff on the ice when they get angry, but this is ridiculous: A minor league assistant coach in Colorado flipped out when a referee tackled one of his players to keep the player from fighting.

–And in protest, the coach took off his suit jacket, his button-down, his t-shirt, and his shoes, and threw them on the ice, one by one. He got down to just his pants, then he got ejected. (–WARNING: Someone in the crowd yells “kick his ass” at :43.)



This is the face that shows up once a month.  If you see this face, don’t ask me what’s wrong.  Just leave me alone or sometimes ice cream helps.  *GUYS – If you don’t get what I’m talking about … You’re FIRED!  I know the ladies will feel my pain.*

Although I’m not originally from Northern California, we all know I have mad love for the Bay Area.  <3  I recently discovered this amazing artist from my all time FAVORITE morning radio show, JV.  Listen and watch the videos below and you will see what I mean.  😀

A DRIVE BY – I was shooting (a picture) these cops to see if you could guess what they are parked in front of.  By accident, I shot a dude on his bike.  If you look real closely, I accidentally shot myself! 😮  I’m gonna need a good lawyer to explain that I shot all of these people by accident. 😛

It’s time to get healthy in 2011.  Green Shake time!!  I’ll share the recipe soon.  Stay tuned.

Although it’s already widely known that the fat gained from almond is beneficial to your health but few people consume almond as daily snack due to the fact to the fear of weight gain. A recent study published in British Journal of Nutrition challenged that widely known fact by doing a research which proved otherwise. In truth, if consumed regularly, almonds can actually block some fat from being absorbed.

In the study, the researchers involved 20 overweight women to eat two different diet plans. First they divided the women into two groups, the first group was asked to follow a normal diet plan with addition of consuming 56 grams of almonds everyday for 10 weeks while the other group was told do follow their diet plan but wasn’t instructed to eat almonds at all for 10 weeks. Then both groups were asked to break before switching their diet plan.

As a result, the group who consumed almond didn’t experience any weight gain at all and in turn they got some of their dietary nutrition requirements from almonds. While 56 grams of almonds contain around 344 calories, in reality we will only get 77 calories from 56 grams of almonds according to the research.

Here are some conclusions that I gained from the research:

1. A cup of almond decreases total carbohydrate intake in a given day.
2. The fiber structure in almond prevents some fat from being absorbed.
3. Almonds can reduce blood sugar level which often leads people to eat more than they should.

Someone sent me this article today.   I don’t know …  What do you think about this??

Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth’s axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

Here is the zodiac as the ancient Babylonians intended it—with the dates corresponding to the times of the year that the sun is actually in each constellation’s “house”—according to the Minnesota Planetarium Society’s Parke Kunkle:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.

Love me for my amazing noodle … You know you love it! 😛