Fear The Beard

Tessa’s a huge Brian Wilson fan of the Giants.  This is how she shows her support.
FEAR THE BEARD!

Congratulations SF Giants World Series Campions!

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SF Giants – Game 1 World Series

Here’s some video footage from my iPhone right after Game 1 of the World Series on the streets outside AT&T park … saw a bunch of SF Giants in uniform … not sure if these are players or not 😛

All I gotta say is, Don’t step on the Uggs yo! 😉

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Ok GO!

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Sexy Snatch and Roll

HOT GIRL IN LITTLE SKIRT – these dudes try to get video of her, then ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!

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Young Parallel Kid

The reason I’m such a bad ass parallel parker is because I started young. I take it real serious!

Gangsta Grandma

Have you ever seen a Crip Walking Gangsta Grandma in Target?

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The Art of the TEASE


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Female Mixer – I Do It With My Toes!

Watch me host this birthday party online and get bizzy in the mix! You heard of the “Ones & Twos”? I got MY OWN STYLE on the “Ones & Toes”!!!!!! LOL

I Was Born Here You Dumbass!

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Watermelon Baby!

I think this baby read my recent blog entry about WATERMELON.


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Get It ON!

Thanks for sharing this video Leo! 😉

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Double Rainbow

“Double Rainbow! OMG! What does this mean??? Tell me!”

Is this guy on drugs or what? LMAO

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My Bodyguard

He’s got my back! 😉

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My new security guard’s headshot.  He’s been in the biz a long time.

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Top 5 Fashion Mistakes Men Make

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#1 – Ed Hardy Shirts

#2 – Socks With Sandals

#3 – Speedos

#4 – Fanny Packs

#5 – The Hawaiian Shirt

What’s So Funny?

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Is This Real Life?

Reaction Time Test

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen!! Scary and funny at the same time! WTH?!

KICK ASS

KICK-ASS the movie opens today!  Can’t wait to watch it!!    OH! Be sure to look out for the next AMAZING super hero . . . Sweater Puppies Girl . . . Wait!  That’s me ! ! !  LOL  . . . My hero powers are my two killer sweater puppies . . . the dogs . . . . . groowwwwwl.   You don’t want to mess with us!!   Thanks to my online friend, G. Webber, for turning me into a KICK ASS SUPER HERO!!!!!!!! 😀

Not a Single Lady

LOL … awwww…

Dancing with the Stars!

Catch me next year on ‘Dancing With The Stars’! 😛

Rump

How do you think my rump looks today?

Toe-rific

So ‘they’ say I’ve developed a slight addiction to my iPhone and taking useless photos of my dogs and my feet . . . maybe I have . . . just a little 😛

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I like white toe nail polish.

Don’t hate! 😛

Someone made herself at home inside my wardrobe bag after my shoot.

My foot was stuck under her head for hours.  I didn’t have the heart to move it while she was so comfortable.

Does this photo make you dizzy?

Tessa’s trying to sell some equipment so she can get a new collar.

Tessa’s stressed on moving day.

Trying hard to get the day started …

Pedicures are always nice …

I love Tessa’s underbite! It must be love.

My feet look all crooked in this photo … don’t ask why. 😛  Green socks for good luck!

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The girls like to spoon.

Can you guess what my favorite physical feature on Tessa is?

Point the toes …

Tessa is wondering why I’m taking a photo of her with no top on …

Miss Tickles favorite modeling pose … now arch your back baby!

Miss Tickles day dreaming …

Do you think Miss Tickles is smiling in this photo?

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Greatest Prank Fail EVER!

PAY ATTENTION!! This one is really good!   Students told their coach he’d win NCAA tickets if he made a half-court shot blindfolded.  Watch the entire video and listen closely to find out what happened!

Best Fails of 2009

Failing this hard is a talent and one we feel is worth celebrating!  Enjoy!

Ice Creamy Goodness Ad

They say vanilla is the most erotic scent to older men… LOL

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tanning Addiction?

A bit of a tanning addiction . . . maybe? 😛

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