My Fridge

Hmmm … not too many choices in here for a midnight snack.

Show Off

We were out for our morning run.  We ran into this seal.  Needless to say, Tessa begged me to bounce a ball on her nose.  She’s such a show off.

Fight Night!

I checked out the MMA fights in San Jose this weekend.  We were all routing for Gina Carano.  But Chris Cyborg was a beast.  Cyborg won by knockout one second before the end of the first round.  Cyborg is definitely in a different league.

Although my girl did not win, she held her own.  By the looks of Cyborg, I don’t know how many other people would be able to last that long in a ring with her.  I had some great front row seats, so the night was real intense.  I also had a chance to meet some amazing people.  Can you guess which LEGENDARY fighter I was sitting next to?

Tessa ‘Potter’ for President!!

Caffeine

I think shopping centers and coffee shops work together. It’s a conspiracy! I would not have bought so much ‘stuff’ if it wasn’t for this vanilla latte!

Hello … That’s all

This is a test to see if my phone uploads to my blog properly. If so, HALLELUJAH!!! I can iPhone blog!!! This might get dangerous.  Did it post?

A ‘MUST HAVE’ product for all

Every weekend, I will leave you my ‘Must Have’ products. I recommend these products because I don’t leave home without it and I feel you will love them too. (Please note I am not sponsored by any of the products…although, an endorsement would be nice..wink, wink).

The first product I’d like to share with you is my cuticle oil pen. I LOVE this and never leave home without it. If you’re a guy reading this, pick one up too. I think everyone can use a little extra attention to the cuticles. It only takes 2 seconds to brush it across your cuticles. I even brush it across my toes when I wear open toed shoes. Boys, trust me, this is the easiest product to use. You will thank me later when you’re about to tear off a nasty hang nail and you remember you have your cuticle oil to save you!

You can pick this product up at Sephora (www.sephora.com) for $12. It comes in green, pink, and purple. All works the same.

I missed yesterday’s entry because I was in a coma all weekend from a tiny little sleeping pill.  Let’s just say, I learned my lesson.  I’ll tell you more about it later.  Anyway, here’s my Saturday ‘MUST HAVE’ product.


I’m not talking about the guitar signed by Carlos Santana.  😛  Zicam is the product I take any time I feel something coming on.  I swear I’m like a walking commercial for this product.  I tell everybody about it because it works!  You can pick up a bottle at any grocery store or pharmacy.

Let’s get it started

Some days it’s just hard to get started.  Why is it taking me so long to turn this machine on?  Not looking like so much fun … *sigh*

Kara’s Cupcakes

Hands down … the BEST cupcakes I’ve had in my life!!   **Happy Birthday Dad!!**

Watch out! It’s coming soon!

I love you RAID!!

I found the blood sucking bastard and killed it! Damn mosquito was ruining my life!! 😛 I love you RAID!!

My Summer Vacation – Surfing, Yoga, & Porn????

I LOVE vacations!!  This trip was a much needed one.  I originally wanted to go to Mexico, but with the swine flu scare, I decided to head back to Maui.  I finally had the opportunity to surf! I took a private lesson with an amazing company called Swell Women.  Check them out at SwellWomen.com Learning to surf was my favorite part of the trip.  Besides losing my bikini bottom almost every time I stood up on my board, I feel like I was born to surf!!  Here are some photos from my vacation:

This picture is proof that you have to PAY ATTENTION!! . . . you never know where the next message is going to come from.

I asked a tourist to take a photo of me so I could post some vacation shots of my site.  When I got home, all the pictures looked like this!  Sorry about the close up. 😛

I started off my mornings in Maui with a yoga session by the water.

STRETCH!!

It takes a lot of concentration to hold this pose when  you have to pee!

Let’s see, what should I wear in my hair … a bow? … a barrett?  Ah … I know … how about the sunset.


Frolicking in the Fountains of Maui!


PORNOGRAPHIC LUNCH?????


I ordered the Kona Lobster for lunch.  Of course, any decent restaurant serves breadsticks first.  I wasn’t really paying attention.  I was reading a script that was recently sent to me while eating this breadstick.  Then some old lady came up to me and said, “Missy … do you mind taking your porn activities somewhere else!  My grandson is over there staring at you as you grab the shaft of that bread!”  WHAT??? I never heard of bread having a shaft.  Anyway …

I had him in the palm of my hand … do you see him?? lol ….


I am strong!! I am strong!!

Imitation Crab Meat … I know, don’t ask

Ingredients for imitation crab meat: alaska pollock, water, egg whites, wheat starch, sugar,corn startch, sorbitol, 2% or less of king crab meat … 80 g calories/0 g fat/ 450 g sodium/ 14 g carbs/ 3 g sugar/ 6 g protein I know! Don’t ask…. 😛 I get my moments of t.v. dinners and imitation crab meat cravings…. lol..

Size 6.5 on the Golf Course

Adventures of Tessa & Miss Tickles .. all caught of my iPhone

They needed a little pick me up before their morning run at Red’s Java House.

Rest stop by the bay bridge …

They begged and begged for a chance to watch a game at the ballpark.


For it’s 1,2,3 strikes you’re out at the old ball game!

Someone is pooped! LOL

The Evidence

See what the evil spiders did to me!  I must have some tasty blood…yum.

Statuesque

Here’s a few shots from one of my lastest shoots.

Australia’s Zoo Weekly Magazine

I’m featured in an international story for Australia’s Zoo Weekly Magazine Hottest TV Babes!! WOO HOO!! I’m international baby!!

American Curves Magazine

I’m featured in this month’s issue of American Curves Magazine.  I had to lay off the ice cream sandwiches and pump some real iron for this shoot.  Guess it paid off .. 8 pages!

To be free

I feel sad for animals that cannot be free.  Here’s a shot I took with my phone at MGM in Vegas.

Daylight Savings Time Begins

Sunday is a good day to sleep in!  Don’t forget today Daylight Saving Time begins!

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