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Don’t let the bed bugs bite!
A woman will do things for her man because making him happy makes her happy.
A woman wants you to do things for her ONLY if you WANT to do it for her.
A woman just wants to know the truth.
A woman will do what it takes to get things done.A man will do things for his lady because he doesn’t want to get in trouble.
A man wants you to do things for him because that’s what he wants.
A man just wants to feel good.
A man wants convenience.
My bionic arm has finally turned au naturel! Here’s a quick clip of the last 2 pins getting yanked out of my wrist. By the way, there was nothing given for the pain here. Stay tuned for the full length story how this all happened … next week on YAZOOK!
First day of hand therapy. Here’s the new ‘look’. Can’t wait for the other pins to come out in a few weeks. It’s been the longest 3 weeks of my life!
This is how I’m feeling right now … half there.
I’m about done feeling this way already! Not having a good time. 🙁
It’s official! I’m a dummy! I did it again! URG! I went to Whole Foods and spent $72.58 on one bag of fruits & veggies! (…okay….plus a burrito & a slab of halibut …. but that is besides the point!)
I thought I was paying higher prices at Whole Foods for cleaner, non chemically contaminated, better tasting food!? WTF? Does anyone know why Whole Foods cost so much more when the produce still taste like it got marinated in RAID?
After taking a bite of the RAID infested apple the other day, I did look into a local farm. They will begin delivering fresh, organic items to me starting this Tuesday!!! WOO HOOO!! I’m SOO excited! It was super cheap too! I’ll be sure to let you know how that goes. In the meantime, I’m going to TRY and enjoy this other highly contaminated apple. :-\
Just opened a little surprise I got in the mail from the wonderful NoCashComics . As you can imagine, this made me smile and skip like a little girl. 😀 Be sure to check out NoCashComics ! <3
Hmmm . . . I don’t know… do you think he was able to capture our energy in the drawing? LOL 🙂
Here’s an iPhone pic of my fridge right now. Do you feel my pain?
OMG!!! I went to lunch today (notice the time and date) and asked for extra turkey on my Quizno’s Bullet Sandwich. I didn’t know it would cost me over a thousand dollars!!! To be exact, the total came to $1,313.97. I’ll be honest, I did also order a drink…BUT JEEZ!!! I swear to God, this is not a doctored receipt. Lesson learned…don’t just sign a sales slip because you are in a hurry. You might get home and realize you spent over a G on lunch. I called them and they are closed.
I am such a bum. Here’s a photo of one of my FAVORITE birthday gifts this year from Don the Dragon . . . yoga pants! He knows me too well! LOL I will be posting more bday present favorites soon! Stay tuned!
P.S. – Yes, I’m naked from the waist up. 😛
If I look at another cake or dessert, I think I will be sick to my stomach. LOL … Click here to view the day of and before my actual birthday.
Here are a few more iPhone photos of some of the ‘events’ that followed my birthday . . .
A surprise party at the bowling alley . . .
Ice Cream Cake! I couldn’t resist.
Another birthday dinner at one of my favorite sushi restaurant with mochi balls to finish off the dinner!
The next day, I had a photoshoot in L.A. MORE cupcakes from ‘Sprinkles Cupcakes’ waited for me in one of the rooms at the location! Don’t even ask how I fit into the wardrobe they had for me this day. :-/
My birthday (3/25) started out like this a week before the big day . . . .
The day before my actual birthday, this bottle of milk was delivered to my door.
Shortly after, this box of mini cupcakes arrived from Kara’s Cupcakes in San Francisco.
The morning of my birthday . . . 4 am to be exact, this tiramisu cake woke me up with a candle to be blown out. Let’s just say this cake did not make it past 4:15 am . . . major sugar high followed by a severe sugar crash by 5 am.
When I finally woke up from my sugar crash, I ended up at the Cheesecake Factory with this Red Velvet Cheesecake calling my name! No mercy . . .
I was rolled out of the restaurant and this welcomed me at my front door. By the way, I HATE this carpet! My condo just installed it outside my door. YUCK!
A couple hours later, I was scarfing down a juicy steak at Ruth Chris’ steakhouse, washing it down with a bottle of Malbeck. I was a bit tipsy when it was time to open up my gift here. I’ll show you what was inside later.
Can you believe I had ANOTHER dessert after the steak? I’ve lost count of birthday cakes at this point.
Why the hell am I taking this cake home? I’ll let you guess how long it lasted in my fridge.
I must say, I’m STILL stuffed, so I must end this blog entry for today. Thank you for all the birthday wishes everywhere! . . . on twitter, facebook, myspace, and VIP Members!! You guys made me feel VERY special today! 😀 xoxo
So ‘they’ say I’ve developed a slight addiction to my iPhone and taking useless photos of my dogs and my feet . . . maybe I have . . . just a little 😛
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I like white toe nail polish.
Don’t hate! 😛
Someone made herself at home inside my wardrobe bag after my shoot.
My foot was stuck under her head for hours. I didn’t have the heart to move it while she was so comfortable.
Does this photo make you dizzy?
Tessa’s trying to sell some equipment so she can get a new collar.
Tessa’s stressed on moving day.
Trying hard to get the day started …
Pedicures are always nice …
I love Tessa’s underbite! It must be love.
My feet look all crooked in this photo … don’t ask why. 😛 Green socks for good luck!
Hello?
The girls like to spoon.
Can you guess what my favorite physical feature on Tessa is?
Point the toes …
Tessa is wondering why I’m taking a photo of her with no top on …
Miss Tickles favorite modeling pose … now arch your back baby!
Miss Tickles day dreaming …
Do you think Miss Tickles is smiling in this photo?
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